ICYMI: One-Sentence Summaries of My Recent Poems

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I’m gay and I play tennis. I think

the sculpture Laocoön and His Sons

is kind of hot. In this poem the poet

uses phallic imagery in the form

of a crocodile. When I was young

I would sneak into my older brothers’ room

and take things. One of my brothers died

and I still think about him. He won a prize

for a haiku he wrote in high school

but I only remember two lines. I have

a photograph of him and his fiancée

with parrots on their heads. I stole

a pair of his shoes to wear to his funeral.

My husband gave me a painting for Christmas

but it wasn’t what I was expecting and

I didn’t like it at first but now I do

(metaphor). If things had gone just a little

differently I could easily be alone. I binge-watch

The Office with my son. He likes to eat

a big snack right before bed, just like I did/

do. I have a tattoo and my students

always want to know what it means; I don’t

know what it means. I had a moment

of transcendence once, but it didn’t

last. The Burmese Python doesn’t belong

in Florida (metaphor?). My father was an actor

and a complete mystery to me. Men,

in general, are a complete mystery to me.

I write poetry, but I’m still going to die.



Bill Hollands (he/him)