Hi. My Name Is Billy Hollands.

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And there it is, that little tilt of my head –

We are students from Palmetto Elementary School

and we would like to sing a song for you.

We launch into “Sing, Sing a Song”

as the camera pulls back to reveal

two rows of seated students, hunched over

like birds. Why does everyone look

so sad? Not me, though, see, there I am,

top row center, the only one in a

starched collared shirt, the only one

really selling it. I nod my head, I sway,

I smile with my big teeth. I can smell

the Herbal Essence shampoo on my

shiny hair. Poor kid. The two boys on

either side of me catch each other’s eye

and laugh, they’re in on the joke, but

what I really remember are the lights,

those bright studio lights, and that little

tilt of the head during my intro, how I

practiced it, where exactly I should

place it, how slight it should be, how

casual, as if I were in motion, as if

I just happened to stop by this

local access TV station on my way

to the future, and even brighter lights,

the Oscars or the Olympics maybe,

and you’re so lucky to have caught me

because I can only stay a moment.



Bill Hollands (he/him)